{"id":1129,"date":"2010-09-04T20:54:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pedrozaplace.com\/blog1\/?p=1129"},"modified":"2010-09-04T20:54:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-05T03:54:00","slug":"a-bedtime-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnpedroza.com\/blog1\/a-bedtime-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bedtime Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am in Arizona for a few days visiting my nieces and nephews. I have been in Arizona only one day but I have already heard 6.5 bedtime stories (Taylor’s bedtime story only counts as half because it only consisted of “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”). This has however\u00a0stirred enough creativity within me to create a short bedtime story of my own. So without further ado here is what I am calling “A Bedtime Story”….
\nThere once was boy name BK and he lived in a little blue room with a little blue blue bed.
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\nAs one can see BK was a for the most part a happy boy, but he had a little problem.
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\nYou see his bed was too small. What was BK to do?! He called in his magic mommy and she found that not only was BK’s bed too small, but it had holes in it too!
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\nMagic mommy could fix many things, but she could not fix this problem. Knowing this made poor little BK sad.
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\nJust then came a magical piggy.
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\nThe magical piggy said “don’t get all wiggly, just make a magic wishy.”
\nJust then a new bed arrived. It’s fit was just right.
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\n“Oh my goodness!” declared BK. “My fairy Godmother must of heard my wish!” Indeed she had, and even though BK was as bright as can be, she even threw in a magic lamp for the magic piggy.
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\nAnd so it came to be that BK got a new bed and the magic piggy got a new magic lamp, and of course all three of them lived: Happily Ever After. THE END.<\/p>\n

I would like to add a disclaimer to this story to let you know that the characters in this story were real and implied and grossly based on real and actual events. No animals were harmed in the making of this story, unless of course you count the brute’s thumb who may or may not have put together said implied bed. Thanks go to the Grandparents of this family for without said story could or could not have existed.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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